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The ladle
what - it has a name?
bruce you say
arrrrgh the pain, the ladle of doom.

Bruce, Bruce!
Batmany Bruce!
I know who you are
You terrible spoon-bat fiend!

Its coming, its coming
its robin, the tattie masher
he's so violent, with all his pain
he killed the fork.

No! the fork
my only true love!
i must tell the prongs
how i love the prongs

the prongs, the prongs
we must be wed
the spoon shall marry us
before we are dead

oh no, too late!
the spatula, the fishslice conspire
to kill us on our wedding day
oh the forky pain

come to me machette
we must kill the yeti
©2005-2009 ~mooglebob
:iconmooglebob:

Author's Comments

this one is weird, but it was funny to write, hence why its in humor. cowritten by me and bob in RE, same day as the other poem.

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:iconnbc-skellington:
... heh heh..... forky.... yeti...... brain... warped... FUN!!! lol

--
But if you let me stay over
I'll try to keep you safe
I've got an army of skeletons
To chase your demons away.
:iconmooglebob:
lol im glad u liked it.

--
Zim-> " Gir!! Help me! my head is stuck in the U-bend!....Gir???!"

grarrrrrrr! [link]

gnomp [link]

give me ur soul [link]

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