Its sharp
its pointy
and it hurts.
argh the pain

it pokes
it prods
oh the pain
the terrible plasticky pain

please help me
its out to get me
run awaaaaaaay
from teh plasticky pain

its comes
closer and claser
i cant escape
the terrible philosophical pain

why is there no blood?
crap, the plastic broke
what do i do?
at last! ive escaped the pain!

oh no!
the spoon is here!
to avenge the fork
oh the spoony pain!

it digs
it scoops
yet it does nothing
except leave spoon-shaped pain

alas the spoon broke too
what now?
who knows? be happy...
without the pain

the knife now
it calls to me
cut, shred
awful ketchupy pain

serves you right
for attacking the food
feel sorry for the canteen ladies
and the pain they feel at not being able to cook.

oh the pain of it all
the fork, the spoon, the knife
and now the canteen food
the pain as i choke on the awful food

its not that bad.
i eat it
im not dead
yet